Showing posts with label wiggity wack. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wiggity wack. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

What a muppet!

It's official - Lady Gaga is a muppet.

Although some might genuinely think this of the wacky songstress, I can't think of anyone more suitable to wear Jean-Charles de Castelbajac's autumn/winter 2009-10 collection. While in Germany this weekend, Gaga donned a fuzzy monster-style dress and a cape created from dead Kermits during a TV interview. But it was this complete tent ensemble that has left us most speechless. Has Gaga gone too far this time?

Beyonce Too Sexy For Malaysia


Beyonce won't be showing off her, um, leotards anytime soon in Malaysia. The singer has canceled her upcoming show in the predominately Muslim country because it has upset conservative Muslims who think her show is immoral. Although Beyonce is not subject to the country's Sharia courts and cannot be tried for moral offenses, her sexy dances and costumes would nevertheless cause some outrage. The country's Pan-Malaysian Islamic Party called for the cancellation because it would promote "Western sexy performances." Well they're right about that — Beyonce definitely puts on a sexy show. Considering a 32-year-old Malaysian model was recently sentenced to be caned for drinking a beer in a hotel nightclub, I'm not so surprised some people there aren'tready for Beyonce's jelly.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

No, American Apparel, I will not Buy Scrunchies

Scrunchies are just a throwback that I will not go back to. Who knows, maybe it’s a green way of saving fabrics, or just a horrible idea. You know some hipster out in Echo Park will buy them. Not me, not me...

Rants go!
“Did American Apparel really need so many kinds of scrunchies? Gold lamé scrunchies. Flourescent scrunchies. Nautical scrunchies. One would have been more than enough, but 407 different kinds of scrunchies is just bratty. And scrunchies are not a ‘throwback to every girl’s favorite ‘80s accessory.’”